Saturday, May 23, 2015

proof

I have absolute proof:
That Hitler was in fact a herring in disguise
That Mr T’s real name was Mr F
That human ears serve a real function of helping the leprechauns find their pot roast
That behind every good man, is a sturdy pair of underpants
That everyone does not in fact want a slinky

What proof do I have?
Toenails. Just think about it, you’ll see. YOU’LL ALL SEE!!

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