Captain Einhammer song

I have no idea why I wrote this song, really I don't.
It's called the Captain Einhammer song, set in world war 2 germany, very upbeat

"mein name is captain einhammer and I have a nazi show
I'd like to displace some jews today, I thought that you should know
If you should see my brother please tell him where I went
I've been down in munich planning the Nazi Government

Mein name is captain einhammer and I have a nazi show
I'd like to grab some land today, I thought that you should know
if you should see my sister please tell her where to call
I think we should be in Czechoslovakia by fall

Mein name is captain einhammer and I have a nazi show
I'd like to finish off british power I'll tell you how that goes
If you'd call my travel agent and tell him where I'll be
I'll be in London for my teatime by three

Mein name is captain einhammer and I have a nazi show
This scorched earth policy has been quite a blow
If you should see my mother please tell her where to write
I'll be pacing the floor with Hitler in Berlin all night

Mein name is captain einhammer and I have a nazi show
I was only following orders and I thought that you should know
If you could call my lawyer and tell him how I feel
and maybe call a Jewish lawyer to help with my appeal"