dream log

I had a dream about my ex wife.
So in the dream we were going through the breakup.
And I was like Ted from how I met your mother when he looks stupid.
and everyone thought I looked stupid
it was like the how I met your mother episode where Barney and Robin break up, in that Lindsay turned into the most distasteful person I could imagine. She turned into this fat troll who had nothing nice to say to me. In my dream she wouldn't even say "I love you" anymore, instead she would say "I love america"
And our friends (who were played by Marshall and Lily from HIMYM) showed up to try and help us save the marriage. Then Lily asked if I was ok or not, I think I was crying but said I was ok, gave me a long lecture about how I deserved what I had coming because I had withdrawn from them.

I also remember having a dream about trying to make things better with Thomas and Lisa (my ex roommates) and every time I did they would break anything i had around. So I just started hitting Thomas and trying to beat a lesson into him (this isn't something that would ever happen in real life, just wishful thinking I guess), then after that had happened a few times he started hitting me back and we killed eachother by tossing eachother into a giant spinning blade that looked like a fan.

Obviously my subconscious doesn't like me right now.